“So take me, then. Has this not been your purpose? […]
Take me to Dragonstone and make me your wife.”

advanced-procrastination:

I always see the first three panels and think “is this supposed to sound ridiculous? Bc I would love this”, completely forgetting about the last panel, which i then scroll down to and proceed to lose my shit

lix88888:

hauntedpearl:

hauntedpearl:

twitterlols:

john’s reaction is sooo funny lmaooo

Please watch also the reaction, you can SEE the exact moment John understands what’s happening.

mysharona1987:

The gop continues to wonder why it can’t win over younger voters.

dailybridgerton:

Phoebe Dynevor attends the 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards (2023)

mother-entropy:

artificial-father:

wyrmzone:

katy-l-wood:

strixus:

katy-l-wood:

fangirl-area:

autie-girl-power:

mycroftrh:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

augustales:

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

Only if you get caught

This whole post took an unexpected turn

Out of work paleontologists can take a page out of the Girl Scouts handbook and eat a chicken, clean the bones, encase them in a mud and plaster mix, then chip it back out. Which is legitimately how Girl Scouts earn their paleontology badge.

… I rebuilt my chicken by modeling muscles back onto the bones using clay, then putting skin on it and making it look like a dinosaur…. 

Perfect. Exactly the right way to add a part 2 to this project.

enrichment

How do I explain Plato’s allegory of the cave to quarantined archeologists?

::wheeze::

acecroft:

NIKITA 1.02

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

sroloc–elbisivni:

i have decided that to simplify my life and make everyone else’s worse i am going to combine american and british spellings. for example:

•centere

•programmme

•graey

•apflatment

helloinej:

YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG
In The Witcher, ‘Turn Your Back’

acecroft:

NIKITA 1.22

somanywips:

I hate that planned obsolescence is starting to reach fandoms. I hate that fandoms are starting to die after two, three years, I hate that whenever you stop getting content that means the fandom will die and be gone.

I need people to stop trying to brush off old interests as being ‘cringe’ as soon as you lose interest, or worse: make it seem like it’s imoral to like something that they themselves held so dear before.

Fandoms are meant to last for years and years, the moment content stops being created is the moment we truly thrive because we keep creating the content ourselves the way we love it and expand on the things that are already there for us.

I don’t care if you lost interest on something, it’s fine and normal even, but stop trying to blame and make fun of people who still do love the fandom and the content and the things we can create.

I need people to enjoy fandom again

quietmonologues:

It left a mark // david jones

memewhore:

missretrosthrowbackdiner:

Veronica “I Can Fix Him” Sawyer